10. Drink tea while someone else in the band solos.
9. Pretend they're a drum of some sort (excluding Bobby McFerrin, who actually is a drum of some sort).
8. Say they don't listen to singers, just instrumentalists. Or, vise versa, just singers and not instrumentalists.
7. 8 Bar intros and three times at the end (a great piece of arranging buddy).
6. Talk like they were born in Harlem in 1932, when actually they were born in Minnesota in 1974.
5. Move their hands around (especially in a Z Zorro type motion) while they improvise.
4. Call Sinatra cheesy. (We're talking about a man who could kill you with his bare hands here)
3. Sing in Portuguese when they clearly don't speak Portuguese.
2. Call out the person's name and instrument at the end of their solo ("Bill Johston on the Sax!").
1. Snap. Snap at any time.
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